leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

(via rlynn18)

theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

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yesimbeyonce:

me at your funeral

(via rlynn18)

The first day of the school year: I will study and be a good student this year!
five minutes later: (ﾉ⊙‿⊙)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

(via senorvanillamilkshake)

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

(Source: temp0es, via senorvanillamilkshake)